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February 10th, 2006

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July 31st, 2005

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July 8th, 2005

07:23 am its so awful whats hapening with the london bombings. and to think it could have happened when i was there on sat and sunday is scary. i dont get terrorist attacks at all. vile. anyway on a lighter note i had a fierce time in london! it was so good. Lauren the aussie girl i met is just adorable and a lesbian! i love that! its cool right?? well jodie harsh was great on her set, i saw her perform at club too2much then fled ot ghetto at 1 - 5am, laurend got stalked by 2 men in ghetto...oh and i saw abi but she was tired form stripping all night so was just sat behind the dj booth, love her so cute. thw hostel we stayed at was ok really...we had to share a room with 2 other men who we woke up ar half 5!! ewe got up at 9 and ended up at buckingham palace as lauren hadent sene it yet...saw some march, had pizza the whole time iw as there. i dident pull but i never rewally saw anyone decent in the whole of gay pride!!! awful. today i went to the gym with lydia and donna ahd a cardio mix class ok i dided almost....then i had a gyjm session was good stufffffff. ok i gotta go now as goldfrapp are on and i wanna dance OHH LA LA LA LAAAAAa Current Mood: happy

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June 30th, 2005

10:50 pm i joined a gym last week, im going today at 1 for my induction...im nervous....cut to me trying to lift the weights as all the muscle models walk past. :( nah i went for a tour and most of the ppl there were actually overweight i hope i get a hot bod, it's costing me enough a month. when i waas signing up guess who else was there signing up too?? my uncle and cousin joe and gerald, my sister donna signed up too so at keast i can go with ppl sometimes....today im going with my mate lydia. i cant go swimming until i have a nicer body either haha! omg i am going to london tomorrow to meet my aussie girl lauren. im so excited. its gay pride too and live 8! she says she might be able to get us tix to live 8! if niot then we'll just go to the parade and see jay on his float. im glad of the time off work, i dont have to see steve for a few days, that man used me and confused me! i cant take it anymore haha BOTHERED tho. my cosuin Lisa gave birth to a baby boy called dylan!! sooooo cute CONGRATS LISA! i better go now and get ready for the gym, what shall i wear?!?!?! Current Mood: relaxed

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June 19th, 2005

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June 11th, 2005

11:42 pm I had sex last ngiht. it was glorious. it is almost 1 year to the day i last had same sex sex. It was worth the wait, it was with a guy from work. He is so gorgeous, i felt so ugly next to him. he is bi and just likes sex. he let me cum inside him first. then he did me but i wont go in to that bit actually. anyway can i just say...oh my god. his penis. like serious. i know everyone wsays this but it was absolutely HUGE. like really big. it was 8 inches and THICK that was the best part. how thick it was. i was pretty shocked. but i knew he had a big cock as he fucked a girl at work and she told me. it hurt. :lol: well he just left like 10 mins ago and all ym friends are in bed still and i just had to tell someone! Current Mood: enthralled

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June 1st, 2005

01:11 am Today is my 20th. Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeee, i have a day off work, and to be homest, i'm rather bored. where are all my friends? at WORK! I wont be a teenager again, it's sad, I only get older from here. time is a great healer but lousy beautician. Current Mood: flirty

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May 30th, 2005

06:40 am i had a really weird night last night....the day was good...i went to alton towers with jo and karla...only got on 2 rides but it was good still, listened to the spice girls on the way, really camp and funny. god love them. then we got a bottle of wine on the way home adn drank that, jo and i...karla went home. we got a taxi to town, jo was talking such bollocks to the driver. he was decent tho. then we got to fez and we were the 1st ppl there, it was some sort of industry night so only cool ppl got in lol well we were so pissed as we were doing vodka shots and wine and martini. then at the club we had vodka and coke. i saw steve, he did'nt really dance with me but he makes me laugh on the dancefloor...he's all over the place. anyway jo and i were having fun dancing with all my work mates, ashley, darren, daisy, emily, steve, del, maud, kevin and sarah. and then she said ill sit down..so i was like ah ok ill come see u in a bit babe and then she was missing. so i even went in the girls loos to find her. then i get a txt from her bf LEE saying "im gonna smack u in the jaw tomorow, hope youre happy" why wld i be happy aobut that?? anywway..i was so confused about that sop iw aslike who is that?? what u on?? and he was all "get fucked, dont call me or jo, you cunt. u left her in chelt, she called me crying" i was like OMG what! if naything SHE left ME! as i was gonna get a lift from Lee at the end of the night with her. she dident say she was leaving, but she was so drunk. well i dident like lee being mad at me as jo and i are such good friends it would be weird habing issues with her fiance. i think he is ok now he said he had too much to drink and was annoyed that she was alone on the streets....but i dident kick her out or anything....mate...so confused. what do u think???? anyway. i got a taxi half way home as i had little money and i got out and started running as i was scared and he drove up and said get in ill take u the rest of the way free of charge...whcih was nice!! got home went to bed woke up with a HEAVY head and i felt sick...had a pill breakfast went to sleep and then steve calls me....."hey luke, had a good night??" iw as like...yes but apart frome you texting me shit at the end of the night...he was like huh?? coz i htought it was LEE haha so then he says to me, i something daisy...and im like what?? he is all whispery....i think he said i brushed daisy off...or something....as i was tlaking to her and she was like yeah he said he dosent know where his head is as at the mo and dosent know what he wants or if he is gay or str8. anywya he says "wanna meet up?? i udnno of theres buses..il llook....call u back" so he calls back and is like"nah no buses but dont say anything to anyone, i;ll talk to u at work...." so i am really curious about it now, i want him. he is so lush. he has a totally addictive charisma and personality. well thats all my fucking wrist is killing meeee Current Mood: tired

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May 1st, 2005

07:35 am i dont even know whqat day im on anymore or if its am or pm haha so i dunno if this right but i think i got up at half 6 on sat morn and went to work then went clubbing that night with johanna and all that and then i got back to her house at 4 where we found her lesbina friends poppers under her bed so we sniffed them until 7am and then slept for 2 hours!!! then i got a lift home and had dinner went to bed from 4 - 7. i got up hlaf hour ago....so here i am now...ao tired :( well i had a great time and lee's friend wanted to have oral with me!! he came on to me when joleft the room...i wasent feeling him so i said no but what an offer to turn down. well im too tired now bye ya'll Current Mood: drained Current Music: daft punk - technologic

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April 11th, 2005

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April 7th, 2005

04:59 am Monday I went out clubbing at Fez for Lydias 18th, was alot of fun. tues i did nothing, as far as i can remember. Weds I had a int at toni and guy and Karen (my boss) told me I had the job! So happy I am finally on my way to starting a career, i start on monday. i need to buy some black jeans tho. It's such a cool salon, too...i cant wait. i am nervous tho as i gotta mee all the staff on monday too...karen said 35 people work there! There are bound to be some serious hotties, too! yay. Today i am doing nothing, oit is rainy and so windy. i was gonna go to town and get those jeans but i think i'll go tomorrow. i wish i cld find my lacost t shirt. my passport went thru the wash, it's all crumbly. Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: DAFT PUNK human after all

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March 20th, 2005

10:27 am i not long got in. i was in wourcester last night and today, i stayed with my hag johanna haha and i had fun, she made the most cool cocktails, all professional and stuff they were good but i have to say i felt a lil sick after 3 of them and several shots, i was pissed and danced my ass off in the clubs, there was this other guy, he was gay but ugly and he keeps hitting on johannas finace Lee....so lame...he said i was fuckable but never really made a move on me thank gawd. anyway Lee said "nooo i am str8 i only wld go gay for luke" i was like omg...shutup...then jo felt tired and sober and wanted to go home at 12 so we got a cab and a kebab and fell asleep watching celeb pornos, paris, pamela, jordan, abi titmus (wrech) and even kate richie (sally from home annd away) i was like omg innocent lil sally getting fucked up the shitter?? lordy! anyhoo i felt sick thismorning and we went to tescos to buy things for a fry up but i couldent mange one so i bought some croissants haha so gay, i also watched a film called CREEP, and omg me and johanna were sooo scared, it really had me pissy pantied. it is about a woman who falls asleep in the london undergrounbd and she is trapped down there with a mad man lol very jumpy and the mad man is SCARY as HELL. well i am home now and i am watching the wedding planner lol boring really so iam gonna go to sleep now...im pretty tired. xxx Current Mood: complacent

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March 3rd, 2005

09:40 am I have an ulcer under my tongue, it's sore as shit! Well today I popped in to town to get some things and all I did at home was CLEAN in prep for my mum getting home from Perth, I did like everything house maids do to earn their months pay to feed their families. I did it all...i got back ache but eeeee it is ao clean and nice...karla sent me a text message saying she is staying at Barbras house...Barbra is a 80 year old woman who Karla works with...I have invited Karla to stay at mine countless times and she turns me down....BUT she is clearly happy to go have biscuits and tea with an old woman! whatever....she wont even visit a salon after like 3 years of telling her she needs to! I give up on her. I wish I could jusat GET A JOB where I wanna work and get on with my shit....johanna called today and asked me to go clubbing tomorrow but i cant as i wanna pick my mum up on sat sooooo she organised a night for the 19th which will be fun! she told me Karla can come but i'll see if shes not busy socialising with the OAPS first...bothered. I was also told today, well i found out today that the world ends on dec 21 2012....which really scares me...i actually think it's a possibility...that would mean i would ponly live untl i was 27 years young!! gutted...i wanted to have kids and grandkids and live long and prosper and be a really hip old man or woman... Current Mood: bouncy

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March 1st, 2005

08:19 am I have a mean cold, my uncle woke me up at like 9am and i had a a sore throat and now i have a runny nose and now it's getting really red and soooore :( it's sucks an ass but Lydia took me shopping todya to get some fruit and veg so i will reover much faster haha, poor lyd she cant talk well, she had something done to her teeth :( I went shopping at my old work, sainsburys where i bumped in to old work folk who bore me to death lol i nevr saw the guy i adored, robbie foran...i loved you...where are you bitch?? A few guys seemed really shy to talk to me...i was like omg am i intimidating?? whatever tho, i just wanted my food. :) I got some nice food right but now i cant fucking eat it as i got cold...well i can eat it i just camt taste it, so thats worse actually ahha jay called me and explained that he was soo busy on the weekend, i forgave him. I was watching Extreme Makeover UK but i got bored of it and ended up here...now im bored of this...and im boring you...haha i dunno what im gonna do now tho huh...be bored i guess. :( Current Mood: as fuck Current Music: take me to the club - mannequin

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February 28th, 2005

12:41 am OMG London was fantabulous, as I expected, I went on Friday night and booked in to a hotel with my friend, then we caught a bike taxi thingy to club Ghetto where it was The cock night, I danced my ass of to aweosme electronic music until 5am, I diden't score anyone but I think they all thought I was with Karla haha...I dident see anyone worthy of me tho so whatever. We managed to walk back to our hotel and went straight to sleep, woke up at 9am and went over the road to mcdonalds to have breakfast as Karla slept still...we eventually left the room at 10am ish and went to camden where we rumaged through many vintage stores and i picked up a cool coat and a jumper which is too small for me actually :( lol then as karla was in urban outfitter I felt auddenly seriously sick and nearly threw the fuck up, in the shop! I was prepared to be mortified but luckily it past...thank fuck...i'd never live it down :( it might have had something to do with drinking like 4 starbucks tho lol i tried texting jay but he was busy so we went to catch our bus in the freeezing cold and we headed home and thats really summarising as i totally cant be bothered to write at the mo lol Current Mood: cranky

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February 19th, 2005

08:01 am Green Days lead man is a honey, dontcha reckon? or Armstrong, who grew up with band member Dirnt in a suburb of Berkeley called Rodeo, homosexuality is neither a new subject nor one he must defend himself against. “I think I’ve always been bisexual,” Armstrong says simply. “I mean, it’s something that I’ve always been interested in. I think everybody kind of fantasizes about the same sex. I think people are born bisexual, and it’s just that our parents and society kind of veer us off into this feeling of Oh, I can’t. They say it’s taboo. It’s ingrained in our heads that it’s bad, when it’s not bad at all. It’s a very beautiful thing.” When asked whether this beautiful thing is something he’s ever actually acted on, the recently married (and about to become a father) Armstrong smiles. “I think mostly it’s been kept in my head,” he says. “I’ve never really had a relationship with another man. But it is something that comes up as a struggle in me. It especially came up when I was about 16 or 17. In high school people think you have to be so macho. People get attacked just because someone insinuates something about their sexuality. I think that’s gruesome.” Armstrong’s struggle with his sexuality isn’t something that has gone unnoticed by his fans. “I’ve gotten letters because I wrote this song on Dookie called ‘Coming Clean’ about coming out,” he says with the same ease that Kurt Cobain used to show while talking about his song “All Apologies” and the now-famous lyric from it: “What else should I say/ Everyone is gay.” Although he doesn’t talk about sleeping with men, Armstrong does admit that homosexuality has definitely touched his life in very personal ways. “I have an ex-girlfriend who was bisexual,” he says softly. “I think now that she was really a lesbian. And that’s find by me. I mean, we had a relationship that was just me and her, total dedication and devotion. I’m very monogamous. At that time it wouldn’t have mattered whether she was with a man or a woman--I would have been jealous!” Current Mood: high Current Music: Juliet - Avalon

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05:37 am Last night was incredibly odd. I cant summarise so i'll have to give you the long and drawn out version, ya? Well I was bored and so called up Lydia and asked her what was hanging' and she tells me she is going to a house party so i asked her what she was wearing, she responds with tight jeans, high heels and a white polo t-shirt then asked me to join her and her "new bf" Pat, So I glammed myself up, had a vodka and waited for the knock on the door, Lydia jumps in and steals my bronzer while Pat claims me as the brownest person he has ever seen and we leave. I don't like the rap music so i make her put Madonna on and we sing to Material Girl while Pat sits in the back looking like a dear caught in the headlights. Bless. We get lost take some wrong turns and then find the place, when we get there it's dead, this seriosly obese teenager opens the door and says the others have yet to arrive so Lydia says "OK, leys go back to yours Luke....so we go home, to mine. Im desperate for a wee and laughing too much I feared I may very well wee all over Lyds fabulous car seats. When we get home Lyd pleads with me to put on Paris Hiltons sex tape so she can show Pat how she gives head. Poo Pat, he is a virgin and totally shy and Lyd is this crazy sex beast predator type of woman. After we see enough of Paris trying to make Rick climax (it goes on forever, I could do a better job) we go downstairs to see whats on the TV, fuck all so Lyd proposes Pat massage her, he said nooo so I said Just do it you sissy and run off to collect some Lavender massage oil, Lydia falls so the floor and i splat some all over her tummy, rubbing it in sensually. The next thing we are upstairs, I don't know how we got up here but Pat and Lyd are on my bed gropping (well, shes gropping him, the poor lamb) and i light a fag and put Lil' Kim on and watch them go at it, feeling a little perverted I pretend to check my gaydar messages when Lyd leaps on my with pat at her crotch saying haay baaaaaabe, asking me what is the furthest i have been with a woman, she knows i don't like fish but proceeds to seduce me in the sluttiest of manners to which i fall victim and propose a threesome, she is all for it but poor innocent Pat says I cant go at it with you Luke, but we can take it in turns! Take turns to plow some raw fish?? Where is the fun i this i ask myself and Lydia spanks me with my scarf. After more gropping and moaning I say Okay, you guys start then and we'll see what happens, as they got to it I realised this would be silly to compromise our fabulous friendship for some poon, which I don't even find appealing, if i were to enter vagina heights it would have only been because I was horny and bored, which to my standards are not valid reasons to stretch my sexual preferences so drasticly. I left the room and let her take his DNA, warning them not to mess up my bed. Some 40 mins later then appear and we have a vodka and they leave. At least Lyd finds me sexually appealing, maybe one day we can make pretty babies or something. Anyway, TODAY I wnet to Cheltenham to hand in my application form to Toni & Guys, i swear they are alwyas so disinterested in there about me, im like *big grin* hello, me again...here is my latest application and they don't even smile or grin or even frown, apparently the owner is a lesbian, perhaps she only hires females, or perhaps i'm a dork. perhaps. Anyway I was on my lonesome in the cold so i bought a pretzel and read some celeb gossip magazines and bought W magazine and ANOTHER MAGAZINE as it had a fucking hot interview with Drew Barrymore, whom I adore. Oh, and it also had the new Madonna for Versace shots and some Paris Hilton for Guess? ads too. Rennee Zellweger is on the cover, she looks like Dita Von Teese, i like her pale I'm dying save me form anorexia look shes sporting. I might adopt that too. THEN I get on my #97 bus and I cant find my return ticket, i alwyas lose my retun ticket and if i have a friend with me like Karla, she is amazing at taking good care of all my tickets, shes like a ticket holder, then I give it to them. shit this is longer than my future husbands penis, i'm going now..to get a life.... Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Mylo - Destroy Rock and Roll

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February 16th, 2005

03:42 am Gee, it's been 2 fucking weeks...it's not like i have been busy or anything either. I have no excuses. How was my Valentines day? Oh, sweeite, thanks for asking...it was spent with Joe, yes, me and Joe watched The Rules Of Attraction on the bed with the pussy between us. It was so romantic haha. I wish I did have a Valentine to spoil me and rub me up. Well, my mum is doing just fine in Australia and is now in Perth, she needs to find some Aussie meat so she can go live there for eternity. I am muchly looking forward to going to London...I am debating wether to go to The Cock (www.cantgetenoughcock.co.uk) or popstarz (www.popstarz.org) maybe I'll go to both pleaces for double the fun and double the men? The thought of Vintage shopping in Camded and such makes my pussy scream, i'll come home with bags of smelly clothes and look so cool and tramp like...or maybe i'll just come home with an STD. I am trying to save cash but Lydia pleaded with me to buy her a dior necklace on ebay and a watch, buuuuuut she is paying me back so it's all good and fair and aquare and tidy and all that good stuff. Vaseline is something I have really become fixed on, my lips are constantly dripping in it and i even smear it around my eyes and cheeks, i'm like one big shiney, glossy star melting. It's so cold today, like ice and nasty things like that. I'm sending my sister to buy me cod and chips for my dinner and im running a hot bath where I will wash and get off. I promise i'll update more frequent. *reaches for vaseline* Current Mood: bored Current Music: Blondie - call me

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January 31st, 2005

10:43 am Today I had an appointment with my orthodontist, and to my delight he removed my braces today, which I had on for almost 2 years! I feel like Kylie Minogie as my teeth my so huge like a horse. After that, me, my aunt and uncle took my mum, nan and grandad to Heathrow to get there flight to Sydney, it was sad saying goodbye, I see them everyday and now I wont see them for a whole month *mope* I hope they have a fabulous time tho! they deserve it. :) So, yeah...now I am sitting here...alone...all by myself and i'm bored and lonely. Gotta get some friends round me thinks. Current Mood: blah Current Music: Fisherspooner - We need a war

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